Mommy's headband

When I came home from work and took my headband off to relieve my head stress, I had a funny feeling as I placed it down on the coffee table.  It was a feeling that told me, 'it's not a good idea to put this here'!  But I ignored the feeling as I carried on to the kitchen to cook dinner.  Not even ten minutes into cooking dinner, a distressed looking Joshi comes running into the kitchen with my headband........in two!!  He was all panicked trying to magically stick it back together by ramming the two pieces together.  Lucky for him I was also on the phone, so I told for him to put it down on the kitchen table.  After my phone call ended, I walked into the living room, broken headband in hand.  I sat down.  "So why is my headband broken Joshi"?  Well, (let me just fill this bit in with blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, as I honestly do not remember the rambling that went on here as he seriously tried for his dear life to explain the procedure of 'accidently' breaking my headband)!  "So are we friends Mommy", he ended?  "Are you going to buy me a new headband", I replied.  "Well there are no more headbands left on the whole planet, so I can't get you one", he said!  "Oh really, well I know for a fact that you can get me a new headband from CVS", I contended.  Suddenly a light bulb went off in his head, "I know where I can get you a new headband, from the headband shop"!  He was completely just trying to be cute to charm me into forgiveness.  What can I say, it worked!